January 2011
PARENTS :|
edlinmatjo:
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
someruddybirdcallederrol:
Women belong in the kitchen, huh? Well, you know why women live longer than men? Because the kitchen is where the knives are.
You go, "Okay, don't look now but that guy in the...
The feeling when you bumped into the corner of a...
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
heartbreaksdontbreakeven:
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
Stop caring about what other people think. At the...
So, how did Bruno Mars know she had her eyes wide...
randomness-is-epic:
Does that mean his eyes were open too?
when you see a hot guy on facebook..
cha-cha-chantelle:
girliciousdreams:
and you go through their pictures like:
then you hit that one picture he has with a girl and you’re like:
so you rush desperately to his info section to see if he’s taken like:
and then you see this:
and you’re like:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAAHHAHA
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
taylorrrnicolee:
Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what...
xclarissamariex:
Girls with the same face in every picture.
especiallygold:
Guys do it too…
Fish do it too…
Reblog if you remember that creepy ass baby sun...
That awkward moment when you throw a grenade at...
pssarahwins:
abcdomo:
Who's going to be single on the 14th of February?
jetrocaldeirajr:
loving the number of notes on this.
You don't go on Facebook for a week:
Expectations:
Reality:
& guess what that 1 notifucktion is:
littlemisterwalf:
I'd slap you, but bitch that would be considered...
Party Like it's 1999
dappledthings21:
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching...
